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Professors Definition of a Kiss
Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways:
Prof. of Computer Science:
A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.
Prof. of Algebra:
A kiss is two divided by nothing.
Prof. of Geometry:
A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.
Prof. of Physics:
A kiss is the contraction of […]
Oh to Be Free
I can’t remember the last time I woke up eager to face the day. Without running through thousands of scenarios of how the day could / will go wrong. That’s not even to say that the situations I’m in or the things I’m doing really call for such thoughts, it’s just everyday stuff. It’s getting […]
Father’s Day
So yeah, today is father’s day, so they tell me. If my dad weren’t such an ass maybe I would have remembered/cared. Anyway, this is highly entertaining:
Big Calc 3 test tomorrow … full of suck
More Random Crap
So exams are almost over … in fact they will be mid-afternoon tomorrow… JOY! I can’t sleep, so I end up thinking too much and finding silly pictures.
For when people should really just … stop
this one reminds me of a song I just listened to: To Hell With the Devil by Stryper
this is for […]
Internet Commenter Business Meeting
Mahaha, that pretty much defines all comments on just about any semi-popular social networking or video site … ever. Sometimes the best laughs are from reading the comments on a any random topic just to see the hilarious back-and-forths amongst the idiots (aka. everyone on the internet [yes, i see the irony in that]).
I’ve fallen […]