Summer … Except Not

Summer is supposed to be a time of uber laziness … waking up at 10 in the morning (at the earliest) and going on all sorts of random trips to random places with friends.

Alas, I have class monday through friday at 7:30 in the friggin morning … what’s up with that? :/

It’s not all bad I suppose. Right now it’s rather easy, but I guess I have my “big head” to blame (or thank?) for that, now don’t I?

I made an ircbot in php out of sheer boredom. It was actually a lot easier than I had imagined. The main file is below, the others are here.


<?php
include("config.php");
include("functions.php");

$fso = @fsockopen($host, $port, $errno, $errstr, 2) or die("can't connect\n");
if($fso) register();

while(1) {

    $buffer = fgets($fso);
    
    if(strlen($buffer) > 2){
        echo "[RECV] {$buffer}";
        $bad = 0;
        include("commands.php");
    }
    else{
        ++$bad;
        if($bad >= 2) echo "connection issue?\n";
        if($bad >= 10) $restarting = TRUE;
        #if we haven't heard from the server in a while, reconnect?
    }
    
    if(feof($fso) && $restarting !== TRUE) die("connection broke!\n");
    if($restarting === TRUE){
        sleep(1);
        $fso = @fsockopen($host, $port, $errno, $errstr, 2) or die("can't connect\n");
        if($fso){
            register();
            $restarting = FALSE;
        }
    }    

    flush();

}

?>



The semi-interesting stuff is inside the commands.php file which plays ping/pong with the server, alerts NickServ to who you are, and replies to my random commands.

Yay for boredom!

Elaine’s coming over tomorrow, .

-josh

PS. fun convo with guy

Guy: who knows
Guy: hmm i’m going to go exercise and shower
Guy: brb
josh: at the same time?
josh: that’s nasty, i know what you’re doing in there
Guy: lol